Monday, June 30, 2008

Butting Out

The countdown is on: tomorrow Holland joins the rest of the Western world in banning smoking from indoor public places, including restaurants and bars. I can't wait--I'm sick and tired of coming home from Murphy's pub reeking like tobacco.

The same idiocy heard in every country when smoking bans are announced is being repeated here; how many bars and hotels went out of business in Canada when the ban was brought in? I'm guessing it's in the neighbourhood of zilch.
"It is clear that enterprises are awaiting the ban with dread: polls show that 60 percent are thinking of selling their businesses," said a recent statement from horecasite.nl -- claiming to be the Netherlands' biggest online retail agency for the hotel, restaurant and cafe (horeca) industry.

But pot smokers need not worry: marijuana joints aren't affected by the ban. Go figure.

Meanwhile, Spain parties its ass off after winning Euro 2008. At least it wasn't Russia!

Ypres posts will be up in a few days.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Putin's Victory

The New Republic on the Russian football team that eliminated the Dutch and is one match away from the Euro 2008 championship game:
There's much to be said for healthy sports nationalism, and it's certainly not unheard of, particularly in Russia, to use sport as a means for promoting love of country. But Russian politicians are now doing it so overtly that the team seems irretrievably infused with the animating spirit of Putinism--one part inferiority complex, two parts rising superpower. Said then-prime minister Viktor Zubkov before Russia's critical October qualification match against England: "They have 11 players, and we have 11 players. They have two arms and two hands and one head each, and we have the same. But do you know what the most important thing is? We, Russians, won World War II. And we were the first in space." After Russia came from behind to win, pro-Putin parliamentarian Alexander Babakov exulted, "This victory will only boost Russia's rebirth."

The first place to look in order to explain Russia's success is to its Dutch-born coach, Guus Hiddink. Hiddink is one of the most highly regarded minds in international soccer, having led the Netherlands, South Korea, and Australia to impressive finishes in the past three World Cups. When Hiddink's contract with Australia expired in 2006, nations lined up at his doorstep to hire him--including powerhouses like England, not accustomed to being turned down. Russia outbid them all, because only Russia boasts a stable of exceedingly wealthy men who are all but compelled to fund the country's athletic-industrial complex. Hiddink's $4 million annual salary is paid by gazillionaire oil magnate Roman Abramovich, who spends a total of $55 million each year--more than the annual budget of the national soccer federation--paying players and coaches and building soccer facilities in Russia.

[...]

"Putin has been clawing back the country's assets from the oligarchs and forcing them to invest their enormous riches in Russia, including Russian football," Jim Riordan, formerly a professor at the University of Bradford in England and an expert on Russian sport, told The Observer. "If they refuse, they know they will lose not only their assets. They could end up down the Volga."

[...]

Ordinarily, a [Russian] player who's been as impressive in a major international tournament as Arshavin has would bolt his current club team for a lucrative contract in Spain, England, or Italy. Arshavin may well do that, but it won't be for financial reasons: He makes upwards of $100,000 a week with his current team, Zenit St. Petersburg, and since the team is bankrolled by the state-owned gas monopoly Gazprom, it won't have trouble upping that if needed. "He wants to play for Barcelona, but I don't think they can pay him more than he earns now," boasted sports minister Vitaly Mutko.

[...]

(The phenomenon extends to other sports, too: A new Russian hockey league, backed by Gazprom, has offered Pittsburgh Penguins star Evgeni Malkin a record $15 million to ply his trade back home.)

Of course, it's easy to see Russia's athletic renaissance as something far darker than it is. There are worse things an authoritarian petro-state could spend its money on, and any country with 140 million people can be expected to have its glory days. And we can be glad that athletic talent, unlike global power, isn't zero-sum. But when the Russians take the field against Spain in Vienna tomorrow, you may want to think about cheering for the Iberians.

Monday, June 23, 2008

My Kind Of Party

I was at a year-end school jamboree tonight. It was for an elementary school, so it was full of parents and eight-year-old kids running around. There was a live band, lots of food and.....free Heineken, on tap.

It's a different culture here, I tell ya.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Heartbreak

Well, that sucks.



Russia was winning by 1 goal with five minutes to go; when Holland scored the tying goal I thought I was going to get crushed by the orange mob in the bar I was in.

But it wasn't meant to be. Russia won the game in extra time and Holland's hopes for a Euro championship were extinguished. The Russians were just the better team.

First they beat us at the World Ice Hockey Championships, then they knock out the Dutch from the European Football Championship. Somebody has to take these vodka-swilling bears down.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Game On



The Swiss city of Basel could be mistaken for Amsterdam tonight: the city is painted in orange as the Dutch prepare to take on the Russians--and their Dutch coach--to advance to the semi-finals. There are an estimated 30,000 Dutch fans in Switzerland right now.

If they lose tonight, it's over. If they win...look out.

Hup Holland!

Friday, June 20, 2008

April 12 & 13: Communists, Catholics, and Jews

Morning in Prague.




As we waited for our walking tour to start, we strolled around and found this tower:



It was part of a town hall at one time and became notorious for defenestration, which is the act of throwing someone out of a window. The window is usually quite high up from the ground and the person is generally some sort of political rival. Prague invented this technique and seems to be quite proud of it.

That top window there? Yeah, that's the one.



The meeting point for our tour was the base of St. Wenceslas (the big horsie statue).



Our tour guide was a guy named Paul, a British ex-pat. He was an energetic guy, knowledgable and fun.



The first stop on the tour was this plaque: it commemorates two students who lit themselves on fire as a protest against the authoritarian ways of the Soviet-backed communist government.



This is a famous old theatre, if I recall correctly. It was the site of a debut of a play or a symphony or something, by some important director or composer.

(Man, this was like two months ago.)



Walking through the streets of the old city...





The skinniest hotel you'll ever see.



St. Nicholas Church, in the Old Town Square.



More Prague sights as we approach Charles Bridge.





This is the entrance to Charles Bridge. It's one of the oldest and most well-known bridges in the world. Construction on it began in 1357 and for a long time it was the only crossing point of the Vltava River in Prague.

Originally built as a gothic structure, the Catholics came along in the 17th Century and filled it with statues of saints and religious symbols.




It's probably the most popular tourist destination in Prague; it was jammed with people.






Just on the other side of the river is the 'Lennon Wall'. It became famous during the Cold War when, no matter how many time the authorities painted it back over in grey, graffiti artists would paint Beatles' lyrics and other hippie shit all over it.



We stopped at a pub for lunch. In my humble opinion, Prague was the best restaurant experience in Europe. The food was reasonably priced, delicious, large-portioned, and came with gigantic mugs of beer. We shared our table with a few British ladies on the tour with us.



After lunch we climbed up a big hill that offered nice views of the city.



We were climbing up towards Prague Castle, seen here from Charles Bridge.



This is one of the largest castle compexes in the world. It was founded in the 9th century and has been constantly added upon ever since. The most notable building is the towering St. Vitus Cathedral, the church you can see rising up from the hill.

It doesn't look much like a castle when you walk up to it. It looks far more like a diplomatic quarter, which makes sense because today it serves as the Head of State of the Czech Republic.






Walking around back you can see the castle structure more clearly.



St. Vitus Cathedral: one of the most impressive churches I've seen in Europe (and I've seen a few).





A church has existed on the site since the founding of the castle, but the present-day building was constructed in the 14th century.

The inside of the church has a creepy rose glow from the large stained-glass panes.




At the far edge of the castle we paused again for some nice views. The streets around here were very narrow and steep, looking as if they hadn't been touched for hundreds of years.




We descended back down the hill and went to the Museum of Communism. After that we got some late supper and turned in for the night.



The next morning we did some random wandering and then explored the Jewish Quarter and Museum.

Wandering around Prague can elicit some strange sights. Catalogued here is an odd memorial to nothing in particular, a Kafka statue of a headless guy, a statue of a man hanging off a building, and a statue of a man riding an upside-down horse.






The first thing that should be said about the Jewish Quarter is that almost none of it exists anymore; most of the district was demolished at the turn of the twentieth century to make way for modern housing.

What remains is still a sight to see.







We made our way through the Jewish Museum, which is spread over six synagogues and covers the history and culture of the Jewish people in Prague. The city had a huge Jewish population but it was a troubled relationship: after the first big pogrom in 1096 all Jews were forced to live inside a walled-off ghetto (the Jewish Quarter). In the 1389 pogrom, 1,500 Jews were slaughtered in one day.

Miraculously, the remaing parts of the Jewish Quarter survived the Nazi occupation; the Nazis allowed the Jews to squirrel away their historical documents. There were some horrific concentration camps in the area, though. If we had had more time we would have gone to see one.

But what burns a hole in your memory is the Old Jewish Cemetary.




The cemetary was in use from the 16th to the 18th century. Having limited space and being the only place where the Jews could bury their dead, the graves were eventually built on top of each other and the gravestones piled up.

In the picture below you can see the street level and the level of the cemetary. I've never seen anything like it.



In some parts of the cemetary the gravestones are reasonably spread apart. In other areas they're practically sandwiched together.





If you remember from my Berlin trip, the Holocaust Memorial was inspired by this cemetary. But to see the Old Jewish Cemetary itself is to understand that the Holocaust was only the final straw in the yearning for a Jewish homeland.



And that was it for our trip to Prague. We got on the train for our overnight trip back home, in which we drank a lot of beer out in the aisles with Dutch and Belgian students, and nothing unfortunate happened afterwards.